On Saturday, because my relatives were visiting, we went to go eat some Yam Cha. Side story: Whenever we go out to eat, my mom likes to ask for lemons to put in the glasses of water. (end) But since it was a Chinese restaurant, I was the only one drinking iced water because all of the Adults drink tea. So in like the middle of the meal, I find a lemon in my water and I just keep sipping it because I think my mom did it for me. And near the end, right before I'm taking another sip, my mom grabs it out of my hand and screams, "DON'T DRINK THAT THE LEMON IS DIRTY." So everyone around the table starts freaking out until she says, "No, it's okay. I saved her before she drank any." and they die down to a murmur about how close that was and wow this was a really long title post.

Okay, first off, Mom, why did you put tainted fruit in my water?

And second,
What happened to the lemon ?