You Look Terrible Today: May 2011

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	It's not unusual to be loved by anyone It's not unusual to have fun with anyone but when I see you hanging about with anyone It's not unusual to see me cry, :mj :mj :mj :mj :mj :mj

Oh and on today's Nightmare on Puberty Street:

I dunno.

I liked it.
But everyone else is all
"Man, that was so boring. It wasn't even funny."

And I'm like
HAHAHHHAHAAHA
and
boohoohoohoohoo
and
awwww
and
yayyyyyyy!

SO anyway.
The black guy had like one of those patterns in his hair.
I could see because I was sitting up front.
Anyway, I was probably just imagining this, but I could have sworn that at some point the pattern in his hair said "MOM".

And that gave me the best idea ever.

You know how sometimes you'll feel really impulsive and you might just wanna go out and get a tattoo?
WELL YOU DON'T NEED TO.
Just carve your design INTO YOUR HAIR.
So when the next day comes and you have to regret it, it's okay because
HAIR GROWS!

oh and by the way, all of the actors are 21+ years old.

we asked
yeah
we did.

just nasty

oh and by the way i haven't eaten any more Calcium Gummy Bear Vitamins.

they grossss

Last one today, I promise.

First off, Anthony's home from college! Yayyy USC gets early let-off.

So his girlfriend, Megan's family went on a trip to Czechoslovakia or something and they got me a gift. They gave it to my brother who gave it to me on Sunday. Actually, they gave it to him like a week ago, he just kept forgetting to give it to me. When he did, it was because we were going out to eat with them that night and "they're probably going to ask you about it."

It's like a fancy nail file. It's pretty.

But until I learn how to be Girl, I guess I'll just use it as like a letter opener or something lol

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We went to go eat at the King Crab.

We had reservations and everything, but like there was a Wedding Reception going on in the restaurant. So basically, the table seating was like

And then they played the music from Robot Unicorn.

At a wedding reception.

It was basically the highlight of my life.

okay the end

"Oh, and Rebecca! What did you get on your Ricks Weather Exam?"

Every night, my mom likes to make her homemade smoothies for us. It's more like chunky fruit oatmeal but that's not the point

So today like my mom walked over to my office to give me my smoothie and there was like a weird stem sticking out of it

And not to be rude or anything, I was just kind of shocked, I look up at her with like a curious face because I don't know if it's supposed to be there or what.

And then my mom pulls it up and tells me she put a cherry in it to make it like a martini.