So my mom just brought over a plate of apple slices.

And in the other hand, she was holding a bowl of papaya.
(Chinese people love papaya, I don't know why.)

And she was like, "Here, have a bite."

Me: Yuck.
Mom: Papaya is good for girls. It makes your (boobs in Chinese) grow bigger.

But by this time, I wasn't listening to her anymore since I most lividly and fervently despise papayas and was eyeing the plate of apples and was like, "Why are they so small?"

And my mom was like, "Well, I know they might seem small right now-"

And I was like, "What? No, the apples."

And she was like,
"Oh. Hee hee hee...."