lol um Crayola made this new weird colored-bubble gun except it stains

The Sunset Orange bubble soap that dripped on the floor of Emily Vanek's garage dried in dark red splotches resembling blood, the Denver mother says. The blue bubbles turned her two boys "into Smurfs."

While most regular bubble soaps don't bother with directions on their labels, the Crayola bottles have a long warning in tiny type that says: "Before use, test on an inconspicuous area and let dry. Wash off to make sure bubble solution does not stain."

The warning continues: "Do not use at weddings or indoors."
There's more: "Keep away from brick, vinyl, finished and unfinished wood, wallpaper, painted walls, carpeting, draperies, and other materials that cannot be laundered."
It takes six sentences of directions to explain how to wash the stuff off (immediately, with hot water, but with no stain treatments; they just make it worse)